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Email - Chinese New Year 2023

New Year, New Plan!

Dear Commander,
This is Type 59, Happy Chinese New Year!
As the Spring Festival holidays draw close, there are suddenly a lot more to look forward to, but at the same time troublesome matters also arise one after the other.
A young person like you tend to get asked about your love life a lot whenever you visit your relatives on New Year's Day, don't you? I've noticed that you always look miserable when you schedule your family visit during the holidays.
Hehe, let me tell you, you don't have to be troubled about that at all, because I, Type 59, have already come up with a solution for you, namely the "CNY Homecoming Doll Wave Attack"!
I've organized an event called "Spend CNY at the Commander's Hometown As the Commander's Pretend Lover". There's no limit on the number of participants, and as of today, I have already received almost 200 applications.
However, there are simply too many applicants, so I've tried my best to keep the number of pretend lovers to just 100.
You see, with their help, not only will you not have to worry about comments and jibes from your relatives, you'll probably even become the talk of the town!
Oh, I just got word that everyone is already packed and dressed in their fanciest clothes! You just have to buy their tickets, and they can set off on the journey home with you!
You don't have to thank me~ Just trying to make your life a little easier. But if you must show your gratitude, then give me an extra red packet~!
Once again, Happy Chinese New Year, see you in the new year~!