Story/Night 5-3 (Part1)/Script

[Half an hour later.]
[......]

M99: Human settlement within sight.
How’s everybody doing? Can you all make it?

NZ75: Don’t make it sound as if we need to use the toilet badly...

Type56-1: But now that you mention it, I feel even hungrier...

M99: Uhh...
Sorry. It wasn’t on purpose...

Type97S: Don’t worry about these two gluttons, M99. Just keep doing what you should be doing...

[Rumble...]

NZ75: Pffft...
That’s your stomach, isn’t it, Hawk?

Type97S: What’re you laughing at? Wanna die?!
If you keep laughing, I’m gonna post your haul from the thrift store last week onto my feed, you hear me?!

M99: Calm down, both of you. Keep this civil...

NZ75: Getting serious now, are we?
Why don’t I show everyone the rice porridge you made last time? I’m sure 79 will beat the crap outta you again!

Type56-1: Oh? This isn’t really the time to shame each other. Let’s all calm down...

NZ75: Ha! I’m surprised you even have the nerve to say anything!
Do you have any idea how many T-Dolls had to get fixed up in the factory because of the mooncake recipe you gave P7? All the reports we had to make!

Type56-1: Huh? How was her prank my fault?!
Then what about the roast pork you made last month? You just chucked all that soy sauce in there! If 92 had seen it she’d have skinned you alive!

NZ75: M-My hand slipped, okay?! Hawk also forgot the oil when she was frying an egg and the pan was completely ruined!
I didn’t know how to get rid of all that gunk and finally managed to persuade someone to eat it...

Type56-1: Wait! So it was the two of you!

NZ75: Oops. Didn’t mean to spill that...

Type56-1: 59 was actually hospitalized because of that, did you know that?!

Type97S: Haha... C-C’mon, it wasn’t entirely our fault!
I didn’t know she’d just wolf it all down! Seriously, she’s old enough to chew her food properly!

Type56-1: Stop right there! Don’t you dare run away!

M99: Uh... Everyone, please quiet down! Be quiet!

[......]

M99: Sigh... Why can’t things just go smoothly for once...?
Please clear the hostile units on our way for now, Commander...
I’ll catch up when I manage to smooth things out with the team...