... Outside the Griffin base.
The Commander, who left the base early in the morning to do shopping in the city, has returned in high spirits.
Commander
Why's everything so quiet? Something doesn't feel right...
... 12 hours ago.
Commander
Kalin, I'm heading out to buy some presents.Commander
Remember to make up a sensible cover story.Commander
Make sure to keep this a surprise!
Kalina
Leave it to me, Commander!The Commander preens in satisfaction at the newly procured pile of presents.
Commander
Kalina should've helped me cover it up. I wonder how everyone will react to my surprise?The Commander undergoes an ID check with the gate's security.
Gate Security
Welcome home, honored Commander!The doors slide open, and the Commander is greeted with—
The base, blackened from fire...
Soot-stained T-Dolls weeping into their arms...
Presents, burnt into nothing but scattering ashes...
As well as—
The Commander's gaze shifts slowly to the bundle that was hanging in the air...
Commander
Who's that hanging from the ceiling and sobbing... Is that ART556?Kalina, with her face and hair streaked with ash, weakly approaches the Commander.
Kalina
Commander...The Commander backs out of the base with a blank expression.
Commander
What's going on? How did I get to the wrong base...Commander
Haha, yeah, why would my base have ART556 hanging from the ceiling?Commander
Still, I feel sorry for the commander of this base, it looks like it got blasted to bits by one of those military armored trains...Commander
Come to think of it, that adjutant just now looked a bit like Kalina...The Commander looks up at the serial number outside of the base.
Commander
...The Commander steps forward into the base once more.
Kalina, still with her face and hair streaked with ash, approaches the Commander again.
Kalina
C-Commander...Commander
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE???!!!
After a brief explanation, the Commander finally calms down.
Commander
Alright, stop crying, everyone. While I understand how all of you must feel...Commander
Today's Christmas, which only comes once a year, so I'd like for everyone to be happy.Commander
In fact, that's why I went out early this morning to buy presents for everyone—
M21
M14, help me check my hearing modules, did I just imagine the Commander say something about buying us presents?
M14
I think I heard that too...At the look of disbelief on everyone's faces, the Commander clears their throat and repeats in a louder voice.
Commander
I brought a Christmas tree and presents for everyone back with me.Commander
So, let's hurry and clean this mess up so we can have a party tonight.The fire-ravaged base falls to silence for a moment, before quickly exploding into cheers.
Suomi
This is great! I'll be able to play my newest CD at the party!
OTs-44
Ah! You're the best, Commander!
SAA
Woohoo! I've got a resupply for my cola!
Am RFB
Is my present the game that just came out? It is, right?!
Springfield
Thank you for going through all this trouble to prepare a surprise for us, Commander.Just as the Commander was about to let out a sigh of relief, someone presses a communicator right into their face.
Kalina
Commander! We just picked up a Sangvis signal! It's very close, it's right—
WA2000
AAAAAAHHHHHHH—Several Dinergates that had been lying in ambush suddenly charged out at the pile of presents that had been brought back by the Commander. Before the Commander could let out an order, they snatched the gifts up and fled in all directions.
Recalling their anger at the S.F. Dinergate who had destroyed their presents just prior, the stunned T-Dolls regroup and rush out before the Commander can muster a response.
CZ75
Get them!!!
SVD
You're dead, you miserable maggots!!!END
